This is my own, though the style is a blatant copy of Matt Groening. Scon is short for Student Consultant. Scons are people hired to help users learn and work with the university's machinery. A pod is a UNM term for a place where such machinery is made available.
This document has been reformatted to better fit the style of this site. The most notable change was moving the quote for each type of user into the table below with the heading "Typical Quote".
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